There are three good reasons that Jesus could have been black:
-He called everyone “bother” and “sister”
-He liked gospel and sang after dinner
-He couldn’t get a fair trial
Three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
-He went into his Father’s business
-He lived at home until he was 33
-He was sure his Mother was a virgin and she was sure he was
Three equally good reasons Jesus could have been Italian:
-He talked with his hands
-He had wine with every meal
-He used olive oil
Three equally good reasons Jesus could have been from SoCal:
-Really? The hair and beard??? Dude.
-He wore sandals or went barefoot
-He started a new religion
Three equally good reasons that Jesus could have been Irish:
-He never got married
-He was always telling stories
-He loved green pastures
Most compelling reasons that Jesus could have been a woman:
-He fed a crowd at a moments notice with barely nothing
-He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn’t get it
-Even dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do